i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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