So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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