my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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