hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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