The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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