have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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