I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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