Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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