My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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