does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
