Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
