Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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