I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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