Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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