HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
