You can't special order awesome
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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