Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
When did we convert life to cartoon?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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