'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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