you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
