My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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