come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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