The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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