They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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