Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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