Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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