It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
