he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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