Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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