After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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