How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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