Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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