shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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