Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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