I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Randomize
