real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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