Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
