i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
