Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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