Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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