Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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