My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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