the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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