that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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