is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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