were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Randomize
