I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
operation harelip BJ is a go
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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