im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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