Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She's the barista slut.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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