I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Randomize
