i barfeds in our rink
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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