How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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