He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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